My male coworker saw my lunch one day and asked,
“That smells amazing. Any chance you could make me one?”
I smiled and said, “Sure. Just bring the container back clean.”
He did.
But when I opened it, I gasped in horror. Inside was a note:
“Get away from my man. This is your only warning.”
…Turns out, his girlfriend thought my cooking was too good to be innocent! 😂
